Rambling Hadrons

Happy birthday to meee,
happy birthday to meeee,
happy birthday dear Pietrooo,
happy birthday to meeeeeee!
I gave myself as a present another 30/30 in an exam… So good!

You should emulate your heros, but don’t carry it too far, especially if they are dead
And thanks to the 1402 unique visitors of this week…

Higgs… Noether… Symmetries… SU(3)… Flavour… Color… Crap… Neutrinos… Neutralinos… Standard Model And Beyond…
Why Pisa and Roma universities have a quality of teaching surely NOT better than Padova University, but have plenty of money to send their undergraduates some months in America during the thesis?
Why Pisa and Roma universities consider the Summer Student as an exam […]

Italy has indeed a great tradition of kissing feet of priests.
Oh, well, let’s say in a kinder way: in Italy, Catholicism has verIy strong roots, deep into the population.
But Italy has also another great tradition, derived from this tradition: blasphemy!
The Italian way of insulting gods is, I think, the most powerful and suggestive way of […]

… I am an Atheist and I irritate you

This morning I saw the tv-news, and near the end of it I was shocked! The journalist started reading the horoscope!!!
It is a shame!!! Journalism in Italy has really became a crappy thing!!!
Journalists are always ready to insult a so-called mage when its frauds are discovered, but before they incense them!!!
Once I saw a tv-show […]

In Italy exists an organization, the MOIGE (acronym of Italian Associations of Parents).
Usually they speak about violence and sex on the TV shows.
Usually they are morons, but usually I don’t even listen at them.
But today I discovered that the little bastards have a website, and I have read some pages.
My neighbours have been able to […]

Tommaso Dorigo, now at the annual CDF meeting, is showing in his blog a whole series of great posts on various breaking topics of the modern phisics!
Today I read Do you believe in SUSY?, and I thought that a not specialized reader would perhaps remark two apparte contraddictions:
“Thou shalt not multiply entities”
“The Higgs boson, something […]

Thanks to Zerocold, I have been able to speak with God
Actually, it seems that I convinced it that I am God…
Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
What’s up, John.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
who am I?
God:
You are John, seeker.
Me:
Who is the president of the united states?
God:
George W. Bush.
Me:
great!
God:
I’m glad you liked it John.
Me:
do you […]

We will never forget our soldiers who died while accomplishing their oaths taken to our Fatherland.
Addio ragazzi, possiate riposare in pace, voi che per la pace e la libertà siete morti